About Me

Hey, you.

My name is E.V. I love writing, I love sex, and I’m thankful that there’s a way to combine the two of them. Need more than that?

I’m an aspiring actress in Los Angeles, California. Which means I am also a waitress, a barista, a nanny, a tutor, and an Uber driver. I think about what I did wrong at the last audition, I do weird vocal exercises in the morning, and I obsess over my body image like a champ.

I’m a closet nerd. You’ll find a bag of dice in my dresser next to my vibrator, and even I’m not sure which one gets more usage.

Thank you for reading, and remember, always: “Let your mind go, and your body will follow.”